“I’ve always been nice to people. I don’t drink or dance or swear.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“When you break up the nuclear family, when you tell a generation of people that life has no value, no meaning, that it’s expendable, then you do wind up with school shooters.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let’s not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“The Ark Encounter is one way to bring people to this recognition of the truth, that what we read in the Bible are actual historical events.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“When you tear down the taboos, the doors open up for everything. That’s the danger.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“Some credit the fall of Rome to not only the deprivation of the society and the loss of morals but also to the rampant homosexual behavior that was condoned by the society.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“[My wife] spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders
“I’ve done everything the Bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.”
Mike Johnson
Ned Flanders