“You wanna hear a lie? I think you’re great.”

“I’m sorry, did I take my stupid pills today?”

“The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.”

“They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office—but I will.”

“I knew that if I failed, I wouldn’t regret that, but I knew the one thing I might regret is not trying.”

“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”

“Why are you ruining my life?”

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

“Are you lazy or just incompetent?”