“I’d look around at 10 o’clock and be like, ‘What am I going to do today? How about I drink some beers?’”

“Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles’ heel, if you will.”

“One beer leads to many, leads to self-medication, leads to ‘I’ve earned this.’ Like, ‘don’t tell me I can’t.’”

“Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.”

“Does whiskey count as beer?”

“I barely trust someone who doesn’t enjoy a few drinks and won’t drop a well-placed f-bomb.”

“To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”

“A woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one.”

“I’m gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night.”

“Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.”

“This is the biggest deployment of my life, and there won’t be a drop of alcohol on my lips while I’m doing it.”

“The less booze thing is not working out for me.”