“You can’t try a husband and wife for the same crime, right?”

“If they’re investigating me, they’re assholes.”

“I had another hearing. Here’s the good news: I think I’m going to get off. I have a good lawyer.”

“Truth isn’t truth.”

“My attitude about my legacy is ‘Fuck it.’”

“Men are, you know, disposable.”

“The will is not here. The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires.”

“Collusion is not a crime.”