2. “I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.”

3. “I never, ever cheated. I don’t condone cheating. But I would sometimes spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be very important.”

4. “I’m being unfairly targeted by a bunch of hacks and haters.”

5. “Science is whatever we want it to be.”

6. “When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?”

7. “I’m a physician. That means you have a right to come to my house and conscript me. It means you believe in slavery. It means that you’re going to enslave not only me, but the janitor at my hospital, the person who cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses.”

8. “We have no way of knowing, because the powerful bread lobby keeps stopping my research.”

9. “We shouldn’t presume that a group of experts somehow knows what’s best for everyone.”